More Tiger Woods Jokes
Tiger Woods and all of his whores just signed a deal with Nike,
The new slogan "Just Blew it"
Did you guys hear about the new “Tiger Woods doll” coming out for X-Mas?
It comes with twelve Barbies that swallow and then sing like canaries!!
What’s the difference between Hugh Hefner and Tiger Woods?
Hugh Hefner fucks hot blondes and doesn't waste his time playing golf.
Tiger Woods has left for the Bahamas on his luxury yacht " Privacy " for his Christmas holiday today . Tiger told reporters " I'm in no hurry to get there . I got plenty of food, fuel, and penicillin to last me a long time . I also brought some of my good friends and several trashy White Hookers to keep us occupied during the long trip . I sure hope no Colored Lady stowaways sneaked on board ?
Confussion Says:
He who drives well in "fairway" does not always "fare" well in driveway.
Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren said she had enough of her two-timing, bimbo-chasing, no-condom wearing, son-of -a-bitch-bastard husband . " I want to put as many miles between us as possible . I don't feel like getting the same gifts he is giving to all his slutty girlfriends for Christmas, herpes, crabs, h.i.v., and the clap .
Tiger Woods could always change sports,like Michael Jordan did.He should become a professional bowler,keeping his balls in the gutter.
Seems as if Tiger Woods got tired of the same ole game of Golf; trying to get the ball in the hole in the least amount of strokes. He has started a new version of the game where he tries to put the whole club in many holes using as many strokes as possible.
Tiger Woods got a product to endorse today . He will be the offical spokesman for Kleenex Tissues . Tiger says, " It's true Kleenex are white, disposable, and cheap . However the real difference between Kleenex tissues and my ladies are : I come in the cute little pink box and the girls blow me "
Excited by the blizzard, Tiger Woods left home and boarded a train headed for New York City today . " I want to get there before the holidays begin because I'm Dreamin' of a White Girl Christmas "
The New Orleans Saints lost. Now the only ones with 14 victories are the Indianapolis Colts and Tiger Woods.
Did you hear about the forest destroyed by blonde beavers?
They cut down all of The Tiger Woods
Tag Heuer has released the new Tiger Woods model entitled "Tag Her"
Tiger Woods issued a statement on the Larry King Live show today saying " Larry I'm sick and tired of all those so-called comedians, comics, and punsters making fun of me at my expense . Just because I'm married to a Swedish Blonde and only have extramarital affairs with white ladies does not make me a racist . Tonight I'm gonna screw that rusty-orange haired Puerto Rican waitress I met last week at Denny's .
what happened when tiger played 18 holes with marv? tiger played the front and marv played the back
Well, it looks like the worst case scenario is playing out for Tiger Woods.
He has picked up the reputation of being a sex machine, he is soon to be single, his personal fortune could drop as low as $500 million, and he may have to retire from his job at the age of 33.
Charles Barkley is griping about the fact that Tiger Woods isn't answering his phone to accept help from fellow celebrities on dealing with his problems.
Sir Charles also offered up tips to Tiger to improve his golf swing, and will share some sure fire methods to beat the house in Vegas.
What do Barack Obama and Tigers Woods have in common?
They've both made a billion dollars, neither one keeps their promises and they both will only screw white people.
The biggest name in golf returns from hiding for another season of virtual chipping, putting, driving, crashing, cheating, lying and hiding in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10. Gamers can hit the links on a variety of real-world holes, including the newly added Beth Page Black, Hazel Tine, Torrey Pines, Rachel Uchitel, Jaime Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, Jamie Jungers, Holly Sampson, Joslyn James, and hidden ones yet to be named. Only for the Wii-Wii
It was been a very costly week for Tiger Woods but today he has something to cheer about . He just signed a deal with Comedy Central to co-host " The Man Show " with Adam Carolla next season . Tiger remarked, " I really don't care about the money so much . I'm just so excited to be working with Adam and all the Juggys'. " ........." wahooo ..... Girls on Trampolines !
Why is it that Professional sports will let Michael Vick score touchdowns after abusing animals but won't let Tiger Woods get 1 ho in one, 2 ho's in one, 3 ho's in one, 4 ho's in one, 5 ho's in one, 6 ho's in one, ect..
Why did Tiger decide to redo Elin's prenuptual agreement? She told him about her new recipe for Swedish Meatballs.
Tiger Woods break from golf means that he will be delayed in eclipsing Jack Nicklaus' numbers. However, he will be able to get much closer to Wilt Chamberlain's.
Tiger Woods said he would much rather leave the Black Chicks to guys like Bobby DeNiro and David Bowie
When reporters asked Monika lewinski if she had been able to bag Tiger when the two of them had been staying at the same hotel,she replied: "He already had a hooker for the night. I was close,but no cigar."
Tiger Woods has lost a huge fortune in missed tournaments and product endorsements during past few days . He now admits it may be difficult to keep up his very expensive adulterer life-style . " I may have to lower my standards a little . I've been checking out a few transgendered Hispanic crack-whores I found on-line
